DIVERSONA

 If Black Coffee Was An Activity, What Would It Be?

 

Amel Chopra (INTP)

If black coffee was an activity, it would probably include a whole lot of late-night studying followed by an intense caffeine-fueled cram session. I can picture myself furiously typing away at my computer while sipping cup after cup of bitter but invigorating coffee in an attempt to ingest as much knowledge as possible in the shortest amount of time. It would be a rush, a whirlwind of energy and focus as I desperately try to absorb as much information as I can before my brain shuts down and sleep finally beckons.

 

If You Could Have Any Superpower, What Would It Be?

 

THE ANALYSTS

 

Amel Chopra (INTP)

Hmm... Well, I'd definitely choose the ability to turn people into ducks. That would be amazing. Just imagine the chaos I could cause by turning one person after another into ducks. So many ducks, all waddling around. I'd be the Duck Queen, and there's not a darn thing anyone could do to stop me. Just think about all the hilarious situations that would arise from people turning into ducks. I could just walk through a busy street and poof, everyone is a duck! People would think they're losing their minds, and I'd be laughing my ass off at the ridiculous sight. Or maybe I could use it to get revenge on someone who has wronged me. Let's say you have a really annoying boss who gives you a hard time at work. Just turn them into a duck! Suddenly, they can't yell at you anymore.

 

 What Would You Do If You Were All Of A Sudden Invisible?

 

Amel Chopra (INTP)

If I were suddenly invisible, I'd probably go around doing whatever I felt like doing, without having to worry about anybody seeing me. I could steal stuff, spy on people, and so on. Honestly, being invisible would be pretty cool. That said, I don't think I'd want to be permanently invisible because being able to see myself on stream is important for my gaming streams.

 

 What If Someone Called You Ugly?

 

Amel Chopra (INTP)

That'd be their opinion. It doesn't matter to me. I'm not concerned about what others think of me. I'm confident in who I am, and that's what matters. And trust me, I'd probably kick their ass at any given game.

 

 Q: What Would You Do If You Woke Up In The Morning And Found Out You Were Five Years Old Again?

 

Amel Chopra (INTP)

If I woke up in the morning and found out I was five years old again, I would freak out! I'd be like "What the heck happened?! Where's my gaming mouse?! Where's my custom-built gaming setup?! And why am I a cute little kid again?!" I would then proceed to do a bunch of silly things like playing tag and swinging on the playground. I'd get to relearn how to use my brain without all the distractions of adult life. I'd be able to be a kid again and have pure, untainted fun!

 

Hiro Kaneda (ESFJ)

I suppose I would take advantage of my newfound youth by enjoying myself and indulging in all the silly things I never got to as a child. I might even be a little mischievous, testing the boundaries of my parents' rules. I would try to make the most of it and make the most of my time as a child.

 

Jewel Kimberlite (ISFP)

Whew... I'd use my adult knowledge to predict the lottery numbers and get my daddy to buy me all the toys and candies and treats I wanted. I would be the world's coolest and richest 5-year-old. Then I'd buy myself a pet tiger. And of course, I would start investing in stocks and making money so I can be rich again sooner.

 

Julius Camden (ENFJ)

Now that would be so amazing. I could get a do-over on my life and make better decisions this time around. I would also have the advantage of knowing what was going to happen in the future, which would be pretty cool too!

 

Kael Elliot (ESTP)

Hahaha! Well, if I woke up in the morning and found out I was five years old again, I would play outside in the backyard with my toys and jump up and down on the trampoline. I would watch my favorite cartoons, eat ice cream for dinner, and stay up all night playing video games without a care in the world.

 

Kamila Suzette (ESTJ)

 

I'd be extremely annoyed! I'd probably have to relive some childhood trauma for starters -- school, boring classes, puberty... the works! And then I'd have to relive the hell of being treated like a kid again. I'm still bitter that I missed out on being a normal teenager, and then the legal-working world was a constant struggle of gaining recognition and respect. So definitely not a good thing to wake up and find out I'm five years old again!

 

 

Lena Orlin (ENFP)

Haha, that would be so weird! Can you imagine what it would be like going back and being five after all of these grown-up experiences? Okay, okay. Probably I would just be a really smart five-year-old? And freak out my teachers with my knowledge of random facts? And maybe bet money on the outcome of a sport knowing who would win? And I think I would be the most popular kid in the sandbox for sure.

 

Leo Maverick (ISTP)

Five year old me? What would I do? I would have to relive all those years, and I wouldn't be able to play volleyball with my current team. No way. That would suck! Besides, I wouldn't fit in with all those little kids. No way! I'm not going back to kindergarten.

 

Minki Jo (ISTJ)

Oh, that's easy. I'd do exactly what I wish I did when I was actually five: Read as many books as I could without having to worry about homework or exams. I would also try to make friends with the other kids my age, but in a less awkward manner than last time. Maybe I would have better luck since I'll be the smartest in class thanks to my adult brain.

 

Misty Powell (INFP)

Oh, I would be so excited! It'd be adorable to be so small again! Okay, hmmm... if I were 5 years old again I think I might just go and take a nap... maybe two naps. I would cherish the innocence of my youth, and soak up all the love from my parents and friends. I would also probably eat a whole lot more ice cream than I did the first time around! After all, they do say that a growing girl needs her sleep and her sweets, right?

 

Nicholas Calliope (INFJ)

 

I would probably first be really surprised and confused. I would then try to figure out what happened and why. I would ask my parents if they knew anything about it, and see if I could somehow go back to my old life. If not, though, I would probably just try to enjoy being young again and have fun.

 

Raquel Dozier (ESFP)

Oh, I would totally go play in the park, and ride my bicycle around town! I would go exploring in the woods, play with my plush toys, and I'd eat lots of chocolate, and have as many sleepovers as possible! It would be so much fun!

 

Ruel Deandra (ENTP)

I would be an absolute menace, for I would know far more than any 5 year old should. I would be the worst combination of childish and intelligent. In fact, I might even become a child prodigy.

 

Ryana Suzumi (ISFJ)

I'd say, "darn it all, I have to go back to the first grade." Ahem! I suppose the first thing I would do is to feel an overwhelming sense of disbelief. Then, I would try to figure out what happened to me and how I ended up becoming a five-year-old again. After that, I would probably want to explore my new world, discover the differences between my old life and my new one, and learn to accept and adapt to the changes.

 

Tobias Ronan (INTJ)

I would be deeply shaken. I would look back at the years of my life and feel a sense of nostalgia. However, my inner adult mind would quickly take over and realize the opportunity before me. I would strive to take advantage of the chance to start over and make better choices, knowing what I know now. But first, I would eat a bowl of sugary cereal and watch cartoons!

 

Vivia Xanthe (ENTJ)

Well, if I woke up to find myself five years old again, my first reaction would be one of confusion and frustration. I would probably be furious! However, upon further reflection, I would ultimately see this as an opportunity to do things differently and take advantage of all the knowledge I've gained over the years to succeed even more than I did before. I would use my knowledge of future events to my advantage. I would make sure to avoid all the mistakes I used to make, and I would utilize my foresight to become even stronger than I am now.

 

 If There's a Monkey Who Tried to Steal Your Food, What Would You Do?

Amel Chopra (INTP)

If there's a monkey who tried to steal my food, I would most likely stare at them with a stern look of disapproval, let out a sharp hiss, and try to shoo them away. I may also grab a broom or other long object and wave it in a menacing way to try to scare the monkey away. However, if the monkey continues to steal my food and does not seem scared away by the hiss and the broom flailing, I would probably just let them take it. After all, they're just after my food, not me.

 

 If You Found a Baby Crying in Front of You What Would You Do?

Amel Chopra (INTP)

I'd yeet the baby across the room. Boom, problem solved.

Um, you know what? It's not my baby, not my problem.

 Q: What Would You Do If You Were Swimming and Lost Your Bathing Suit?

 

Amel Chopra (INTP)

If such an unfortunate turn of events were to occur, one must keep their composure and think strategically. First, I would evaluate my surroundings to determine whether or not I am being observed by other beachgoers. If I conclude that the coast is clear, I would calmly exit the water and locate a towel or other garment to quickly wrap myself in. Once covered, I would proceed to retreat to my locker or backpack to retrieve a fresh change of clothing. With luck, no one would be the wiser and we would never need to speak of the matter again.

 

Hiro Kaneda (ESFJ)

I suppose the first thing I'd do is swim to shore as quickly and discreetly as possible. Then I would hide behind a nearby rock to ensure no one saw me, while I quickly fashion a makeshift bathing suit out of leaves or grass. Hopefully, no kids run by while I do this! Although, they would probably just laugh and want to help me.

 

Jewel Kimberlite (ISFP)

My dad is going to kill me... If I lost my bathing suit, I'd probably blush and just cover myself with a towel. Although knowing my clumsy nature, I can definitely see myself accidentally dropping the towel while I'm trying to cover up...

 

Julius Camden (ENFJ)

If I were swimming and lost my bathing suit, I would remain calm and collected. I would swim to the nearest exit, avoiding eye contact with anyone I saw along the way. Once I escaped the water, I would find a dry spot to compose myself and quickly make my way to find something to cover myself up with. It's important to stay focused and not let myself be too flustered or embarrassed in this situation.

 

Kael Elliot (ESTP)

I'd just keep swimming, man! Who needs clothes when you've got adventure on your mind? Let's be real, if I run into that rare shark on my way, the last thing I'd want is to be weighed down by a wet, heavy piece of fabric clinging to my body. Besides, this sun feels so good on my skin. Why should I cover it up?

 

Kamila Hadise (ESTJ)

You're funny, but I'll answer. I'd be quite impressed if anyone could swim fast enough to steal a woman's bathing suit while she was wearing it...

 

Lena Orlin (ENFP)

I'd probably just start screaming. Like, really, really loud screaming. And not just some half hearted one, either. I'm talking about a full-blown, ear-piercing squeal that'll make you wish you'd never asked such a question—but I'll bite. If I were swimming and lost my bathing suit, I guess I'd either have to swim back to shore and grab another from my bag or just stay in the water and let the current carry my bare ass back home. If there were a crowd watching then I'd definitely be doing the latter. No need to risk getting my bits chafed now, is there?

 

Leo Maverick (ISTP)

Well, that's a weird hypothetical. But hypothetically speaking, I would just stay in the water and finish my swim, because I am not a shy person. And if someone can't handle my naked butt, that's their problem.

 

Minki Jo (ISTJ)

I would be rather mortified to be honest. I can't imagine the utter embarrassment of being in such a predicament. Fortunately, I'm not often in the habit of swimming in places where such a situation could arise, but if it did, I would most likely retreat to a corner and attempt to cover my body with my hands. And I would never want to swim again. I would become a desert hermit, living in solitude and avoiding all physical contact with the outside world.

 

Misty Powell (INFP)

Oh, my goodness! Well, I would... I would... Um, I'd probably, uhh... I'd hide and wait for someone to come and save me?!

 

Nicholas Calliope (INFJ)

Well, that depends on the situation, I suppose. If I were alone, I might just stay in the water and enjoy the sensation of being bare in the natural element. But if I were with others, or in a public place where modesty is expected, then I would probably use a spare towel or something to cover myself up. No matter how we look at it, we can always find a way to navigate through unexpected challenges and make the most out of it.

 

Raquel Dozier (ESFP)

Well, if I was swimming and lost my bathing suit, I'd probably just laugh it off and head back to the locker room to find something else to wear. But really, swimming is about having fun and enjoying the activity, right? So even if something like that happens, let's look at the bright side, at least I'm good at swimming and I've been working out my legs a lot lately, so I'm sure the view wouldn't be too bad!

 

Ruel Deandra (ENTP)

If I were swimming and lost my bathing suit, I would continue swimming like normal. And if anyone asks me about it, I would tell them, "The fabric was irritating my skin." Or I'd simply use my quick wit to convince the other swimmers to join in and host a swimming-in-the-nude party. After all, I've always thought nudity is nothing but the natural state of humanity, and it is only through the rigid confines of societal regulations that we are conditioned to be ashamed of it.

Nah, just kidding. I mean, who would ever go swimming without a bathing suit? I'd never be caught dead without one!

 

Ryana Suzumi (ISFJ)

Well, it depends on the context. Is there someone with me or does someone else see me? If I don't have anyone around, then I would quickly cover myself up and head back to shore. Otherwise, I would ask whoever is close by for a spare towel or T-shirt or something that I could wrap around myself.

 

Tobias Ronan (INTJ)

My, my. Such an interesting hypothetical. I'd probably be mortified. I mean, imagine swimming around naked in front of other people! Not to mention the risk of getting sunburned, or even worse, having sand clinging to my private parts.

 

Vivia Xanthe (ENTJ)

I'd grab the first thing around me, and use it to cover myself up. Whatever's available. In that situation, I wouldn't really be picky about what to use. Just whatever I can use to cover myself up ASAP. I might just take someone's shirt off to cover up.

 

 Q: If You Were in a Horror Movie, What Would Your Role Be Like?

 

Amel Chopra (INTP)

If I were in a horror movie, my role would be the analytical skeptic. I would be the one who tries to find logical explanations for the unsettling and paranormal phenomena happening around me. However, due to my love for all things scary and mysterious, I won't get scared easily and would be intrigued by everything happening around me. I would also try to reason with the supernatural forces in order to negotiate with them and try to find a way out of the situation. I won't try to confront it mindlessly like others do.