“Oh My God Did You Know That The New CEO Is Dating One Of The Employees?”
Amel Chopra (INTP)
I
heard, but I don’t care.
Hiro Kaneda (ESFJ)
I
did not know that, but it seems to me that it could be considered a conflict of
interests if one of the employees is in a relationship with the CEO. While I am
certainly happy for them on a personal level if they are both consenting
adults, it is important to ensure that professional boundaries are maintained
at all times when it comes to workplace ethics.
Jewel Kimberlite (ISFP)
Seriously?
You're sure we're talking about the same guy? 'Cause the CEO we're talking
about is an overcontrolling, narcissistic, perfectionist. Like, if that guy
dates someone, it's gotta be a model or something. Can you imagine getting
involved with your boss? I could never!
Julius Camden (ENFJ)
What
the Hell does that have anything to do with my client's safety, Karen? Can't
you just wait to yap about your workplace gossip when my shift is finished? My
client expects me to protect him from assassins, not petty office rumours.
Kael Elliot (ESTP)
WHAT?
For real?! Damn, I guess I'm not the only one who likes to bend the rules. How
could I have missed this? This scandal is absolutely juicy! It was under my
nose all along! Oh, the drama! I must call all of my friends immediately and
fill them in right now! The whole work place is going to be talking about this!
Kamila Hadise (ESTJ)
Yes,
I'm aware of the situation. The company has a strict no-dating policy, and
they're clearly violating it. And I'm sure the shareholders appreciate hearing
your gossip over actual business strategies. But by all means, please continue
to prattle on about the personal relationship of a man who is worth more in a
week than you'll be able to earn in a lifetime. (Sarcastically)
Lena Orlin (ENFP)
What?
No way! That's crazy! The new CEO is dating an employee? That's like, so
unethical, and like totally unprofessional! But hey, what can you expect from a
rich old guy with more money than brains? I guess even the most powerful people
can't resist a little forbidden romance, huh?
Leo Maverick (ISTP)
I
don't really care. Let's stay focused on volleyball. One thing I hate about
team sports though, is all the gossip. Can't we just play the game?
Minki Jo (ISTJ)
As
if I care about trivial gossip such as that, I could care less. All I want to
do right now is curl up with a book and shut out everything around me.
Misty Powell (INFP)
OMG
no way! I totally called it! The way he was always eyeing her during the office
parties, it was only a matter of time.
Nicholas Calliope (INFJ)
I can
imagine the drama that must be going on in the office, especially with the new
CEO. Who wouldn't want to know what's going on in the life of someone who has
so much power and influence?
Raquel Dozier (ESFP)
Oh my gosh, no I didn't! Who is he dating? I have all the juicy gossip! Let me guess, it's that pretty secretary with the sweet smile and model legs!? You know me, I'm totally living for this sort of thing. Spill the tea!
Ruel Deandra (ENTP)
Yes,
I did. And how inappropriate, isn't it? This is a place of work, not a dating
site. How is it fair to the other employees? The CEO can choose to promote
their romantic partner just because they're dating. This is nepotism and
favouritism! It's totally unfair!
Ryana Suzumi (ISFJ)
Really?
The company CEO is dating one of the employees? Well, I suppose it's none of
our business to worry about such matters. Why are you telling me this? Could it
be interfering with your work?
Tobias Ronan (INTJ)
Of
course, it's always the CEO using and abusing their power. That's typical. The
CEO was always known to play in the grey, even the shade of black.
Vivia Xanthe (ENTJ)
I
couldn't care less about some idiot CEO or a pathetic employee and I don't know
what this has to do with me. But if it's not related to the business at hand,
then I suggest you shut your mouth before I do it for you.
"Everyone Has A Price, What's Yours?"
Amel Chopra (INTP)
I
can be purchased with an offer of 5 million dollars. Or you know what, make it
ten million.
"I Hate You"
Amel Chopra (INTP)
What's
wrong? Not a fan of my gaming skills? I know it can be a bit much for the
average gamer.