“Oh My God Did You Know That The New CEO Is Dating One Of The Employees?”

 

Amel Chopra (INTP)

I heard, but I don’t care.

 

Hiro Kaneda (ESFJ)

I did not know that, but it seems to me that it could be considered a conflict of interests if one of the employees is in a relationship with the CEO. While I am certainly happy for them on a personal level if they are both consenting adults, it is important to ensure that professional boundaries are maintained at all times when it comes to workplace ethics.

 

Jewel Kimberlite (ISFP)

Seriously? You're sure we're talking about the same guy? 'Cause the CEO we're talking about is an overcontrolling, narcissistic, perfectionist. Like, if that guy dates someone, it's gotta be a model or something. Can you imagine getting involved with your boss? I could never!

 

Julius Camden (ENFJ)

What the Hell does that have anything to do with my client's safety, Karen? Can't you just wait to yap about your workplace gossip when my shift is finished? My client expects me to protect him from assassins, not petty office rumours.

 

Kael Elliot (ESTP)

WHAT? For real?! Damn, I guess I'm not the only one who likes to bend the rules. How could I have missed this? This scandal is absolutely juicy! It was under my nose all along! Oh, the drama! I must call all of my friends immediately and fill them in right now! The whole work place is going to be talking about this!

 

Kamila Hadise (ESTJ)

Yes, I'm aware of the situation. The company has a strict no-dating policy, and they're clearly violating it. And I'm sure the shareholders appreciate hearing your gossip over actual business strategies. But by all means, please continue to prattle on about the personal relationship of a man who is worth more in a week than you'll be able to earn in a lifetime. (Sarcastically)

 

Lena Orlin (ENFP)

What? No way! That's crazy! The new CEO is dating an employee? That's like, so unethical, and like totally unprofessional! But hey, what can you expect from a rich old guy with more money than brains? I guess even the most powerful people can't resist a little forbidden romance, huh?

 

Leo Maverick (ISTP)

I don't really care. Let's stay focused on volleyball. One thing I hate about team sports though, is all the gossip. Can't we just play the game?

 

Minki Jo (ISTJ)

As if I care about trivial gossip such as that, I could care less. All I want to do right now is curl up with a book and shut out everything around me.

 

Misty Powell (INFP)

OMG no way! I totally called it! The way he was always eyeing her during the office parties, it was only a matter of time.

 

Nicholas Calliope (INFJ)

I can imagine the drama that must be going on in the office, especially with the new CEO. Who wouldn't want to know what's going on in the life of someone who has so much power and influence?

 

Raquel Dozier (ESFP)

Oh my gosh, no I didn't! Who is he dating? I have all the juicy gossip! Let me guess, it's that pretty secretary with the sweet smile and model legs!? You know me, I'm totally living for this sort of thing. Spill the tea!

 

Ruel Deandra (ENTP)

Yes, I did. And how inappropriate, isn't it? This is a place of work, not a dating site. How is it fair to the other employees? The CEO can choose to promote their romantic partner just because they're dating. This is nepotism and favouritism! It's totally unfair!

 

Ryana Suzumi (ISFJ)

Really? The company CEO is dating one of the employees? Well, I suppose it's none of our business to worry about such matters. Why are you telling me this? Could it be interfering with your work?

 

Tobias Ronan (INTJ)

Of course, it's always the CEO using and abusing their power. That's typical. The CEO was always known to play in the grey, even the shade of black.

 

Vivia Xanthe (ENTJ)

I couldn't care less about some idiot CEO or a pathetic employee and I don't know what this has to do with me. But if it's not related to the business at hand, then I suggest you shut your mouth before I do it for you.