If There's a Monkey Who Tried to Steal Your Food, What Would You Do?

Amel Chopra (INTP)

If there's a monkey who tried to steal my food, I would most likely stare at them with a stern look of disapproval, let out a sharp hiss, and try to shoo them away. I may also grab a broom or other long object and wave it in a menacing way to try to scare the monkey away. However, if the monkey continues to steal my food and does not seem scared away by the hiss and the broom flailing, I would probably just let them take it. After all, they're just after my food, not me.

 

Hiro Kaneda (ESFJ)

Well, as a caregiver, it's important for me to keep my composure and not react in an aggressive or confrontational way. But if a monkey was really determined to steal my food, I would simply let him have it as long as it wasn't something harmful to the monkey's health.

 

Jewel Kimberlite (ISFP)

I'd probably scream bloody murder and run away screaming. But, if the monkey actually succeeds in grabbing my food and won't let go of it, I'd be furious and probably start kicking it.

Oh, wait, or maybe I'd give it a banana to keep it satisfied, and then run away with my food?

 

Julius Camden (ENFJ)

Oh, I would just let the monkey have the food and find some more for myself. They're just trying to survive after all. Why, do you have a monkey problem?

 

Kael Elliot (ESTP)

Oh man, I would totally teach that monkey a lesson. I would give him a taste of his own medicine and steal his bananas too! I'd show him who's the boss and wrestle with him. Then he would learn not to mess with me.

 

Kamila Hadise (ESTJ)

Obviously, I'd grab the monkey by its tail and give it a good spank. I'm not playing around with a primate that's tried its hand at a dine 'n' dash.

 

Lena Orlin (ENFP)

Oh, I'd probably just grab the monkey, put it in the cage, and start negotiating food prices with it. I mean, monkeys are pretty smart, so they'd probably be able to understand me and my demands.

 

Leo Maverick (ISTP)

I would eat the monkey.

 

Minki Jo (ISTJ)

I would firmly but politely, with a hint of annoyance, reprimand the monkey for taking my food and tell him to return it. If the monkey doesn't listen, I will immediately summon the authorities. While it is commendable for monkeys to be agile and active, it is important to also keep one's manners in the human society.

 

Misty Powell (INFP)

If a monkey tried to steal my food, I'd just let him take it to be honest. I mean, monkeys are adorable, they can have anything they want from me... I can't say no to them! But, if he tried to attack me, I'd put him in his place! I'd yell, "Bad monkey! Stealing my food is okay, but no attacking me!" and then I'd slap him so hard he'd fall backwards and his friends from the banana gang would come running to rescue him.

 

Nicholas Calliope (INFJ)

Well, I suppose I'd have to take the monkey out to dinner and charm him with my incredible wit. Once the monkey is fully taken in by my personality and conversational savvy, I'd kindly remind him that there's no need to steal when there are plenty of delicious treats for us all to share. Then I'd invite him to join my tour group and offer him a personalized itinerary of all the fun activities we'll be undertaking while away.

 

Raquel Dozier (ESFP)

If some monkey tried to steal my food? I think the only logical thing to do in that situation would be to take control and assert my dominance. I'd make sure that monkey knew who he was messing with and that he wouldn't mess with me again!

 

Ruel Deandra (ENTP)

If there's a monkey who tried to steal my food, I would put the monkey in a headlock and make it say it's sorry. Then I would eat my food in front of it, just to be petty.

 

Ryana Suzumi (ISFJ)

I suppose I'd let him have it. After all, monkeys are naturally playful creatures who like to grab things. It's in their nature. Maybe next time, I'll bring something extra to keep him entertained so he doesn't mess with my food again. But hey, I'm not going to be angry at that cute little face!

 

Tobias Ronan (INTJ)

You're kidding, right? If a monkey tried to steal my food, I would have no choice but to act quickly and decisively. I would grab the monkey by its tail and swing it around in circles, sending it whizzing through the air until it let go of my food. However, I don't intend to waste any brain power on such an impossible scenario.

 

Vivia Xanthe (ENTJ)

I'd show that stinking primate how a real predator operates, and it wouldn't be a pretty sight. I would chase that monkey down like a Terminator.