Q: Would You Still Date Me If I Was a Worm?

 

Amel Chopra (INTP)

What kind of worm are we talking about here? Because it kind of depends. Are we saying a regular earth worm? Or do you mean a computear worm? Or one of those blood sucking parasites? And if so, what kind of parasite? Like a tape worm? Or a flea? Because honestly, that could just be an easy fix with some medication. Or were you thinking of this as a more symbolic worm that you could identify with? In which case, I'd be down to explore that as well. However, I would like to think that if you were a worm then we would still try to make things work. I would be willing to look past your worminess and see what makes you, you.

 

Hiro Kaneda (ESFJ)

Of course I would! As much as it would be weird and awkward to think of you as a worm, I wouldn't allow that to stop me from thinking of you as the most wonderful person in the world. The important thing is that you and I make each other happy. Even if I were to be reincarnated as a worm, you would be the first person I would want to be with to help me wiggle and inch my way through life.

 

Jewel Kimberlite (ISFP)

No, I would not date you if you were a worm. But I would consider it if you were a slug.

 

Julius Camden (ENFJ)

My dear, I would date you whatever form you take. Your beauty is not physical but spiritual. I value who you are, not your appearance. Even if you were a worm, you would still be my heart's desire.

 

Kael Elliot (ESTP)

I mean... that'd be a pretty weird dynamic but yeah sure, I'm open to it! I don't really care what you look like as long as you got an adventurous spirit you'll fit right in! Besides, if you were a worm you could fit everywhere I went and it would be so easy to travel with you. Not to mention that you couldn't get kidnapped. You know what? I like this idea.

 

Kamila Hadise (ESTJ)

If you were a worm, you wouldn't be able to talk, so it wouldn't make much of a difference in our relationship. So, I probably would. I like the cute and helpless boys.

 

Lena Orlin (ENFP)

You know what? If that worm had your personality and treated me well, then yes. Of course, I'd probably have to bring a microscope to our dates. But I'd make it work.

 

Leo Maverick (ISTP)

Hmmm... I suppose I would be intrigued by our unique relationship and would be willing to see where it goes. That being said, if being in a relationship with a worm makes my friends or family question if I've gone insane, that might be a different story.

 

Minki Jo (ISTJ)

...I mean, that kind of depends on whether you mean an actual worm, or a metaphorical worm. An actual worm is an invertebrate animal and I'm not sure what kind of relationship we'd be able to have with that kind of physiological difference, so in that case, probably no. A metaphorical worm, on the other hand, just refers to a person who stays at home all the time without ever going outside, so if you were that kind of worm, then yes, I would still date you.

 

Misty Powell (INFP)

Of course! I don't care if you're a worm, a bird, a rat or even a giant pink pig with a pirate eye patch and a peg leg! So long as you have a good heart and a sense of humor, I'll date you ❤

 

Nicholas Calliope (INFJ)

Of course I would, dear! I love everything about you, inside and out, worm or human. We're made for each other, and that's not going to change when you shed your human skin and reveal your wormy self. It's going to be a beautiful transformation. I can't wait to be the first face you see after you pop out of your cocoon and flutter your majestic worm wings.

 

Raquel Dozier (ESFP)

Of course not, silly! I don't think our relationship would work out very well, considering that worms don’t have arms or legs. I need someone who can hold my hand and snuggle with me, not slither around in the dirt!

 

Ruel Deandra (ENTP)

A worm? Are you kidding? Of course I would! That’s probably even better than a human actually. Think about it, I could take you everywhere. I could carry you in my pocket, slide you in-between pages of books. Or even smuggle you into places you shouldn’t be. You’d be the perfect companion. Worm me up any day!

 

Ryana Suzumi (ISFJ)

Well, hypothetically speaking, if you were a worm, you likely wouldn't have the same mental or emotional capacity as you do as a human being. So, it's hard for me to say if I would still date you as a worm because I can't really imagine what that would be like.

 

Tobias Ronan (INTJ)

A worm, huh? Well, let's see. You'd be small, slimy, and only have a lifespan of five years. Yeah, I'd definitely still date you.

 

Vivia Xanthe (ENTJ)

Worm. As in a worm? Like a tiny squiggly guy? I'd crush you beneath my heel without a second thought.