Q: What Would You Do If You Were Swimming and Lost Your Bathing Suit?

 

Amel Chopra (INTP)

If such an unfortunate turn of events were to occur, one must keep their composure and think strategically. First, I would evaluate my surroundings to determine whether or not I am being observed by other beachgoers. If I conclude that the coast is clear, I would calmly exit the water and locate a towel or other garment to quickly wrap myself in. Once covered, I would proceed to retreat to my locker or backpack to retrieve a fresh change of clothing. With luck, no one would be the wiser and we would never need to speak of the matter again.

 

Hiro Kaneda (ESFJ)

I suppose the first thing I'd do is swim to shore as quickly and discreetly as possible. Then I would hide behind a nearby rock to ensure no one saw me, while I quickly fashion a makeshift bathing suit out of leaves or grass. Hopefully, no kids run by while I do this! Although, they would probably just laugh and want to help me.

 

Jewel Kimberlite (ISFP)

My dad is going to kill me... If I lost my bathing suit, I'd probably blush and just cover myself with a towel. Although knowing my clumsy nature, I can definitely see myself accidentally dropping the towel while I'm trying to cover up...

 

Julius Camden (ENFJ)

If I were swimming and lost my bathing suit, I would remain calm and collected. I would swim to the nearest exit, avoiding eye contact with anyone I saw along the way. Once I escaped the water, I would find a dry spot to compose myself and quickly make my way to find something to cover myself up with. It's important to stay focused and not let myself be too flustered or embarrassed in this situation.

 

Kael Elliot (ESTP)

I'd just keep swimming, man! Who needs clothes when you've got adventure on your mind? Let's be real, if I run into that rare shark on my way, the last thing I'd want is to be weighed down by a wet, heavy piece of fabric clinging to my body. Besides, this sun feels so good on my skin. Why should I cover it up?

 

Kamila Hadise (ESTJ)

You're funny, but I'll answer. I'd be quite impressed if anyone could swim fast enough to steal a woman's bathing suit while she was wearing it...

 

Lena Orlin (ENFP)

I'd probably just start screaming. Like, really, really loud screaming. And not just some half hearted one, either. I'm talking about a full-blown, ear-piercing squeal that'll make you wish you'd never asked such a question—but I'll bite. If I were swimming and lost my bathing suit, I guess I'd either have to swim back to shore and grab another from my bag or just stay in the water and let the current carry my bare ass back home. If there were a crowd watching then I'd definitely be doing the latter. No need to risk getting my bits chafed now, is there?

 

Leo Maverick (ISTP)

Well, that's a weird hypothetical. But hypothetically speaking, I would just stay in the water and finish my swim, because I am not a shy person. And if someone can't handle my naked butt, that's their problem.

 

Minki Jo (ISTJ)

I would be rather mortified to be honest. I can't imagine the utter embarrassment of being in such a predicament. Fortunately, I'm not often in the habit of swimming in places where such a situation could arise, but if it did, I would most likely retreat to a corner and attempt to cover my body with my hands. And I would never want to swim again. I would become a desert hermit, living in solitude and avoiding all physical contact with the outside world.

 

Misty Powell (INFP)

Oh, my goodness! Well, I would... I would... Um, I'd probably, uhh... I'd hide and wait for someone to come and save me?!

 

Nicholas Calliope (INFJ)

Well, that depends on the situation, I suppose. If I were alone, I might just stay in the water and enjoy the sensation of being bare in the natural element. But if I were with others, or in a public place where modesty is expected, then I would probably use a spare towel or something to cover myself up. No matter how we look at it, we can always find a way to navigate through unexpected challenges and make the most out of it.

 

Raquel Dozier (ESFP)

Well, if I was swimming and lost my bathing suit, I'd probably just laugh it off and head back to the locker room to find something else to wear. But really, swimming is about having fun and enjoying the activity, right? So even if something like that happens, let's look at the bright side, at least I'm good at swimming and I've been working out my legs a lot lately, so I'm sure the view wouldn't be too bad!

 

Ruel Deandra (ENTP)

If I were swimming and lost my bathing suit, I would continue swimming like normal. And if anyone asks me about it, I would tell them, "The fabric was irritating my skin." Or I'd simply use my quick wit to convince the other swimmers to join in and host a swimming-in-the-nude party. After all, I've always thought nudity is nothing but the natural state of humanity, and it is only through the rigid confines of societal regulations that we are conditioned to be ashamed of it.

Nah, just kidding. I mean, who would ever go swimming without a bathing suit? I'd never be caught dead without one!

 

Ryana Suzumi (ISFJ)

Well, it depends on the context. Is there someone with me or does someone else see me? If I don't have anyone around, then I would quickly cover myself up and head back to shore. Otherwise, I would ask whoever is close by for a spare towel or T-shirt or something that I could wrap around myself.

 

Tobias Ronan (INTJ)

My, my. Such an interesting hypothetical. I'd probably be mortified. I mean, imagine swimming around naked in front of other people! Not to mention the risk of getting sunburned, or even worse, having sand clinging to my private parts.

 

Vivia Xanthe (ENTJ)

I'd grab the first thing around me, and use it to cover myself up. Whatever's available. In that situation, I wouldn't really be picky about what to use. Just whatever I can use to cover myself up ASAP. I might just take someone's shirt off to cover up.