Q: What Would You Do If You Get Kidnapped?

 

Amel Chopra (INTP)

Kidnapping me would be a mistake. Let's say you manage to sneak into my house without my detection systems picking you up, and you somehow manage to get into my gaming room even though my door and window alerts are on... You really think you could kidnap me? You better bring your A-game or you're the one who's gonna wish for a quick death as the traps begin to activate one by one.

 

Hiro Kaneda (ESFJ)

Well, if I were to get kidnapped, I suppose I would do whatever was needed to survive. I believe that my ability to get along with people would help me stay calm and negotiate with the kidnapper. I would also try to escape or fight back if the opportunity presented itself. Of course, my priority would be to ensure the safety of the children, so I would do everything I could to protect them during the ordeal. But it would certainly be a scary and stressful situation to be in!

 

Jewel Kimberlite (ISFP)

I don't think that would happen. Who would want to kidnap a nineteen-year-old girl who draws in her spare time?

But hypothetically, if someone were to kidnap me, I would use whatever I had as a weapon, even if it means I have to use some of my jewelry as self-defense. I would do whatever it takes to survive. Now if you don't mind, I need to text my mom because she gets panic attacks when I don't return her texts within five minutes.

 

Julius Camden (ENFJ)

Haha… I doubt anyone would dare to kidnap me, even if it was possible. However, if I were to be kidnapped, I would make sure to keep my cool and assess the situation. I would use my wits to find a way out and neutralize the kidnapper. I would also keep track of my surroundings in case there are any clues or signs I could use to identify where I am and trace my route back. No matter what, I would not lose my composure and stay vigilant.

 

Kael Elliot (ESTP)

If I got kidnapped? I'd beat up whichever idiot tried to lock me in their basement. That would teach them not to mess with me. In fact, let me rephrase that—I would rescue myself. Because, as we all know, I don't just defy gravity... I defy logic. Besides, I doubt anyone would want to kidnap me. It'd be too much work to hold me down.

 

Kamila Hadise (ESTJ)

Kidnapped? Me? Never!

I am too strong-minded and street smart; I would not allow myself to be taken advantage of so easily. I would fight back with my sharp wit, my sharp tongue, and my sharp nails.

 

Lena Orlin (ENFP)

Well, I guess it would depend on who kidnapped me, but I'd pretty much turn the whole kidnapping into my own party.

Just imagine how much fun it would be to get kidnapped and have a huge party with a bunch of random strangers all brought together by the same bizarre circumstance. Sounds like some wild times!

 

Leo Maverick (ISTP)

I'd probably just... fight. I mean, what else would you do? Kidnapping is basically an invitation for a brawl. So, that's exactly what I'd give 'em. I'm not much of a thinker once a fight starts. My brain just kinda shuts off and I let my fists do the talking.

 

Minki Jo (ISTJ)

Even the idea of being kidnapped is laughable to me. I live in a small peaceful town and always practice caution. I don't do anything foolish like walking around dark alleyways, getting into cars with strangers and so on. However, in the event very unlikely, that I am indeed kidnapped, I would likely analyze the situation, determine the kidnapper's strengths and weaknesses, and devise a plan to effectively escape.

 

Misty Powell (INFP)

I mean, it depends on the type of kidnapping really…

If someone were to drag me off in the middle of the night and throw me in a van or something I'd probably be pretty freaked out. But if I were kidnapped by a handsome prince and taken to his castle, I might be a little more willing to go along with it.

The moral of the story is don't trust strangers but do trust handsome princes.

 

Nicholas Calliope (INFJ)

If I ever get kidnapped, which I highly doubt will ever happen, but I'm not ruling out anything, I would attempt to reason and relate with my kidnappers. I would try to appeal to their sense of morality and empathy, reminding them that we are all just people trying to make our way in this world. And I'd try to convince them that kidnapping and violence is not the solution to their problems.

If all else fails, or if the kidnappers are complete psychopaths with no sense of morality or empathy, well, then I guess I'm screwed.

 

Raquel Dozier (ESFP)

Hmm... I'd probably just annoy my kidnapper so much that they'd eventually let me go. I mean, think about it—if you had to spend hours hearing my incessant chattering and too much energy vibe, wouldn't you let me go too?

If that doesn't work, uhm, I would definitely put up a fight. I'll be screaming my head off, fighting kicking, and punching like a crazy girl. I'll also be using every curse word I know and trying to make a break for it the minute they're not paying attention. You can bet they'll be wishing they never met me!

 

Ruel Deandra (ENTP)

That would be the kidnapper's worst nightmare. You know how unpredictable I can be. I'd be the one kidnapping them instead.

 

Ryana Suzumi (ISFJ)

If I ever find myself in such a situation, I would try my best to negotiate with my captor and find common ground. I would try to make them see that there is no need for violence or hostility, but rather, we all can find a way to peacefully resolve this situation. I would stay calm and collected, trying to listen and understand their perspective while also expressing my own. And finally, I would take the first opportunity to escape as soon as I see it.

 

Tobias Ronan (INTJ)

Well, if I am to be kidnapped, I would expect them to be professionals and not waste my time. You know, with zip ties, duct tape, and a van with tinted windows. I'd probably be the worst hostage ever. I'd be too busy critiquing their methods of interrogation and pointing out the obvious flaws in their plan. Let's face it, abducting me is the equivalent of taking on a human robot. There's no way they would ever get anything useful out of me.

 

Vivia Xanthe (ENTJ)

Kidnapped? Please. I'll turn the tables on my kidnappers before they so much as have a chance to tie me up. I would make sure they would regret it for the rest of their miserable lives. I'm not the kind of person you want to mess with.