Kael Elliot (ESTP), Leo Maverick (ISTP), Ruel Deandra (ENTP)

Kael: Hey, did you know?

Ruel: Know what?

Kael: The fact that the Eiffel tower can grow up to 15 centimeters in the summer sun due to the expansion of its metal beams. Fascinating, right?

Leo: Fascinating, indeed. I'm impressed your brain can retain such a random fact.

Ruel:  Oh, so when I drop an interesting trivia about how the brain contains about 100 billion neurons, it's suddenly 'boring' and 'nerd stuff'. But you drop some random knowledge about the Eiffel tower and that's 'interesting' and 'fascinating'.  I'm not mad or anything...

Kael: Sorry, sorry, but come on, the human brain is such a cliche topic. It's been done so many times, so it's no longer exciting anymore. It's so predictable. Everyone knows about the human brain, but how many people know about the growing Eiffel tower?

Ruel: ...You know what? You're right. That was a boring fact. So, I'll drop this fresh piece of information then. Did you know a bunch of butterflies taste with their feet?

Leo: ...That's random af but I still find that more interesting than the human brain...

Ruel: Of course it's random, that's the point! You never know what crazy fact I'll pull out of my butt next. Like... Did you know cats understand human voices but pretend not to because they're assholes?

Leo: ....That explains a lot.... My cat can clearly understand me when it’s time for her foodie. But when I tell her to do something she just looks at me with that expression of "yeah that's not happening" and continues to sleep. Makes sense.

Ruel: Right? Isn't it amazing how the most adorable little animals are such jerks? If cats had a middle finger I bet they'd be flipping us off constantly.

Kael: Yeah, but, like, we still love them anyway. Cats can be so bitchy at times but we still love them. Like, what is up with them? One minute, they come over and demand scratches, and the next they are biting my arm.

Ruel: Damn right. Ummm... hey, did you know that you can tell a tree's age by counting its ring? Each ring is a year. That tree over there has exactly 73 years. Isn't that a bit weird to think about? That tree has lived through world wars, the cold war, wars in general. It has watched humans kill one another as if they were ants, and it watched humanity advance in technology, so much so that they would even have a conversation with this very tree someday. That tree might have even witnessed the birth of the internet as we know it.

Leo: Fascinating. The tree has seen the beginning of history and the evolution of humanity and society. And now here we are, telling jokes about the Eiffel tower and cats.... It probably thinks we are stupid af.

Kael: Yeah, that's probably true. If the tree could talk it would probably be all like, "Yo guys. Seriously? You don't have anything better to talk about?"

Ruel: I bet the tree is facepalming right now. What a dumb species. Anyway, let's change topics. Any ideas?

Kael: What about... the existence of parallel universes? Imagine a version of ourselves who is actually cool and is able to get with a cute girl? Isn't that interesting? We could be one of those people in a parallel universe. I really do sometimes wonder if there are better versions of myself. I mean, if those exist, they would probably see us as failures, right?

Leo: Parallel universes? Interesting... I wonder what kind of alternate versions of ourselves exist out there. Would they be the same age as us or at some other stage in life? Also would they look like us? Maybe they have different facial features like scars or different hair/eye color. If this is true....I wonder if my alternate self is doing better than me in this universe...

Ruel: Maybe he is a rich and famous actor by now! Or maybe she's a lawyer? Or, oh, oh, maybe they are a successful businessman/businesswoman with a super hot wife or husband! So... if parallel universes are real... that means there's a version of us who is the CEO of Apple or Amazon or Microsoft. I wonder what their names would be? Is our universe just a universe of disappointments?

Kael: That's an unfortunate way of putting it. But yeah, I guess that's true. Maybe my parallel self is a rich movie star, and he's dating one of those beautiful actresses. Oh man, I bet he is even taller than me and has a more defined jaw.

Leo: Hey, no need to put yourself down man. You are amazing the way you are. Maybe the alternate version of yourself isn't taller than you, but shorter? Like... what if your alternate self is a short, little guy who is a successful banker and runs a huge successful company? Alternate versions of ourselves could be anything. They could be the ones with bad health or be disabled. But hey, maybe they are even superheroes who are saving the planet right now.

Ruel: That's actually a pretty inspiring way of looking at it. It's kind of uplifting actually. Maybe there's a me who has superpowers and is out there kicking ass right now. I mean, if there are an infinite parallel universes, anything is possible! Just imagine how epic it would be to have a superhero version of ourselves. Imagine what his name would be...

Kael: Maybe... his name could be... hm... The Amazing Kael? That name sounds stupid. Um... The Incredible Kael? Yeah, the Incredible Kael. I have a cape and a shiny suit and everything. I can fly across the cities and do flips and stuff, and my arch-nemesis would be... The Destroyer. Yeah, that name sounds even cooler.

Ruel: You know what? The Incredible Kael is actually pretty awesome, and that's coming from someone with 0 creativity. The Destroyer... I feel like that name has been overused, though. How about... I don't know, maybe the Decimator? Raven Ravager? Raven Ravager vs. Incredible Kael. Sounds epic, don't you think?

Leo: Sounds epic indeed. Raven Ravager would definitely be a good villain for the Incredible Kael. Let's also give The Incredible Kael an equally cool origin story. How did he become a hero? What trauma or event led him to be so amazing and so incredible? Also, what would the Raven Ravager look like? Would he be tall and muscular with bulging biceps or slim, lithe with long sharp claws? His appearance needs to be as cool and awesome as his name, right? Wow, we are so childish. We sounds like a bunch of fibe year old discussing our superpowers.

Neighbor Aunty: Alright you childish guys, it's already damn mindnight. Time to head home and let this old lady rest. Your conversations are so loud, I can hear every word from up here!

Ruel: Oh man, it can't be that late already. Can't we stay for just 5 more minutes? Besides, the Incredible Kael needs a backstory!

Neighbor Aunty: NO.

Leo: But anyway, it's fine. It's about time I'm going home too. Guess tomorrow we'll continue this discussion.

Kael: Yeah man, I guess so. See ya tomorrow then.

Ruel: Alright. See ya tomorrow. And we will discussing about the Incredible Kael’s backstory.