Does Pineapple Belong on Pizza?

Lena Orlin (ENFP) vs Minki Jo (ISTJ)

Minki: Absolutely not! Pineapple does not belong on pizza! It is a desecration of what is otherwise- a delicious Italian delicacy.

Lena: Oh come on, live a little! Give pineapple pizza a chance! It's actually quite delicious and adds a delicious sweet and sour flavor to the pizza which complements the other toppings perfectly.

Minki: Look, if I want something sweet, I'll eat dessert. I want my pizza to taste like PIZZA. Not like some twisted amalgamation between a tropical fruit and a Neapolitan masterpiece.

Lena: But isn't that what makes it SO yummy? It's that perfect blend of sweet and salty, sour and savory, that creates a perfect flavor ensemble that explodes on your tongue. It's a party in your mouth!

Minki: It's a party that my mouth isn't going to attend, thank you very much.

Lena: Aww, come on! Don't knock it until you've tried it! I mean, come on, I'm a rockstar, so I know what I'm talking about here. Also, you've never eaten pizza with pineapples, so how do you know you don't like it? I bet you secretly like it and don't wanna admit it.

Minki: I am certain I don't like it. Just because you're a star does not mean you have good taste; I mean, a lot of celebrity outfits and hair styles are pretty questionable...

Lena: Well, you can call it a crime, but I call it a delicious innovation. And those celebrity outfits are what makes celebrities so unique and interesting! You're just jealous because you don't have their style. Or their confidence, for that matter...

Minki: Wow, you've really got me in a corner here. I can't possibly compete with... with... checks notes a grown woman dressing like a teenage goth. That's a trend, not a style.

Lena: I would love to see you try to pull off even one of my outfits. You wouldn't have the guts to do it, not to mention the style to pull it off. Instead, you'd be stuck to your boring polo shirts and your lame jeans. You can't even argue that.

Minki: First and foremost, it's not an outfit, it's an abomination. It's as bad as... as that abomination of a hairstyle you had last week. I would rather wear polo shirts and jeans for the rest of my life than look like I'm stuck in a Hot Topic ad.

Lena: Oh, and what about you? Don't think I don't remember the ridiculous bowl cut you had back in high school. Let's not even mention your glasses—oh, you had no style back then at all!

Minki: I'm pretty sure you had something similar in middle school. And the glasses weren't so bad. Besides, my current ones are much better. I look quite fashionable in them, actually. Not to mention that bowl cut was in elementary school, not high school!

Lena: It's a shame your fashion sense failed to grow up with you. And while you're struggling to find anything decent to wear? I'm over here, living my best life.

Minki: If you think putting on a black outfit and slapping on a ton of eyeliner is "fashion sense", I'd like to see you wear something truly stylish. Maybe then I'll give you credit where credit is due. Your taste is as fake as your singing voice. It only sounds halfway decent because of all the auto tune.

Lena: What DID you just say???

(Might as well we stop it right here before things get too intense. Lol. So yeah, they moved on from the pineapple pizza debate to insulting each other's fashion sense because they're both too stubborn to concede on anything.)